Crocodile head near police car.
To be fair, that’s a pretty convincing croc (Picture: Thames Valley Police/SWNS)

Typical Britain, isn’t it? First you’ve got the terrible weather, then you’ve got the roadside flooding, and after all that, there’s a crocodile in the puddle.

The residents of Cholesbury in Buckinghamshire must have been rolling their eyes when they saw the reptile poking its nostrils above the water surface.

But, as the Thames Valley Police discovered when responding to reports, a crocodile’s head sticking out of a puddle isn’t always a crocodile’s head sticking out of a puddle.

When officers arrived at the scene on May 2, they soon realised there was no body attached, and the weirdly realistic head was made of plastic.

Yes, it was one of those near life-size children’s crocodile head toys. You know the ones.

The force put a light-hearted post on social media describing the incident – though curiously, there was no mention of how long it took officers to realise the truth about the creature.

It said: ‘It’s not every day that you get sent to reports of a crocodile in flood water near Cholesbury.

‘Do not be alarmed, the croc is now with us at the police station.

‘Did you know that it is not that difficult to tell alligators and crocodiles apart? One will see you later whereas the other will see you in a while.’

Police officer with crocodile head.
A brave Thames Valley police officer channels Steve Irwin (Picture: Thames Valley Police/SWNS)
The crocodile head found in flood water near Cholesbury, Bucks. Photo released May 7 2024. Police officers turned crocodile hunters after responding to a report that a crocodile had been spotted in the floodwater of small village.Thames Valley Police made a snappy arrival after someone reported spotting a baby crocodile near Cholesbury, Bucks.They were were relieved to discover that the crocodile was actually the plastic head of a toy.Hilarious photos taken by the cops show the head peaking out of the water next to their car and another with an officer wrangling with the crocodile head on May 2.
It does look a lot less scary on a police station table (Picture: Thames Valley Police/SWNS)

A real rib-tickler, I’m sure you’ll agree. But in all seriousness, the best way to tell alligators and crocodiles apart is by looking at the teeth: an alligator’s lower teeth are not visible when its mouth is closed, while both upper and lower teeth are visible on a crocodile.

Crocs also have a narrow V-shaped snout, whereas an alligator’s is broader and U-shaped. We’re laughing and learning.

If you do see a real crocodile in a puddle in the UK, definitely call the police – they’re not native anywhere in Europe, so it really shouldn’t be there.

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This isn’t the first time officers have been called to similar reports, though. Two years ago, a far less convincing one caused brief alarm in Sheerness, Kent.

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